The Bit Where There Was No Escape…

Whilst parked out­side my local Indian res­taur­ant (wait­ing for my take-away meal of Korma sauce, a por­tion of chips and a plain naan bread), I was bemused to dis­cover that even in a tiny vil­lage in the midst of Epping Forest; con­sist­ing of a church, a pub, an Indian Take-Away and a Happy Shop­per, the hooded “Yoof Cul­ture” of today was ever-prevalent.

Now, I’m all for under-aged kids set­ting down their Play­Sta­tion con­trol pads and ven­tur­ing into open air. How­ever, when the lat­ter per­tains not to con­stuct­ive phys­ical activ­ity such as bike-riding and roller-blading, but to loiter­ing nois­ily out­side an Off-Licence and kick­ing an empty plastic bottle repeatedly against a wall whilst bel­low­ing slang into a mobile phone “Dom Jolly-style” (all this in the dark and near-freezing tem­per­at­ures of winter even­ings), I can’t help but think these kids actu­ally would be bet­ter off in the warm, all watch­ing a DVD at a friend’s house.

Tech­nic­ally, they were doing no wrong/damage. How­ever, both K and I admit­ted that their bulk pres­ence was intim­id­at­ing and was no doubt hinder­ing the shop-keeper’s trade.

I don’t think their Goose-Stepping helped much either…


2 Comments

  • Hah. My friend lives in a 60’s tower block, in a half reas­on­able area. Nice houses, lots of open space, loads of old people. They also have a row of shops. Dur­ing the day, it’s a little run down..tatty..but you can walk up it.

    Come the dim­mer hours, it becomes a mag­net for all the kids…all ages, just stand­ing around being noisy/doing drugs/intimidating/setting fires. We *love* going to see them. I park on the pave­ment, other side of the road. It’s not at all a com­fort­ing place to be. I doubt they’d do much — I used to live round there and work at the school, and my fam­ily come from round there..but its always a huge relief to start the engine and get the hell out of there.

    The shops all have steel shut­ters etc, but if they can’t do the shops, they move onto cars. So far he’s had: Wing­mir­ror booted off, and every panel/window on one side smashed or battered in. They’ve also tried to torch it over new year..apparently “they do it for fun”.

    On the way out last night while try­ing not to run them down, we drove past the “play park” for the younger kids. Both “tyre swings” were mer­rily blaz­ing away in the cold dark­ness. I wish I’d had the camera..it summed Har­le­scott up for me..:)

    As my teacher col­league once said “I’d shoot the lot of them…scum-sucking weasels..”.

    You’d swear the kids here were intim­id­at­ing thugs..maybe they are out­side, but since they know us, we’re “sound” apparently..and get noth­ing but help. Per­son­ally, I prefer it when they refer to me as “shady” or “dodgy”. Or, as happened yes­ter­day -“knob.”

  • Wow…and to think that “for fun” as kids, my friends and I and would just muck about with water bal­loons and camp out with 5 of us in a 2-man tent in our back garden, whist con­sum­ing copi­ous amounts of “Pick ‘N Mix” (and play­ing a rather diluted ver­sion of “Truth or Dare”) :D
    As for “play parks” — they’re the worst. I used to have to go through one on my way to col­lege, mak­ing sure to dodge the used con­doms and tin foil…nice. ;)

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