The Bit Where (a) Virgin Wasn’t Modest…

Hav­ing atten­ded the local (and very large/commercial) sum­mer music fest­ival, in the shape of V Fest­ival, a couple of times I’m always on the look-out each year for the impend­ing line-up announcements.

Tick­ets for this year’s fest­ival go on gen­eral sale on Fri­day, but already rumours are cir­cu­lat­ing online about sup­posedly con­firmed acts. If said rumours are to be believed, it seems that the fest­ival may be back “on form” this year. How­ever, it appears ticket prices have sky-rocketed yet again.

Accord­ing to my source, punters will be asked to stump up a whop­ping £58.50 for a day ticket — a £19 increase from day ticket prices only 4 years ago (and thats before adding on a fiver in book­ing fees). Surely, thats not on, is it?!

I mean, lets face it — “reg­u­lar” gigs are about 20 quid a go (for a pretty suc­cess­ful signed band). You get a roof over your head, a fully flush­ing toi­let and wash basin facil­it­ies along­side the chance to see at least 3 bands in relatively-close proximity.

For over three times the price, you get a muddy field, pissy weather/heat stroke and toi­let­ing facil­it­ies that should be con­test­able in a court of Human Rights. Admit­tedly, there are more acts on offer, but you can only be in one place at any one time, so the aver­age festival-goer only gets to see about 6 acts a day, tops. Nine times out of the pro­ver­bial ten, you end up miles away from the stage and have to resort to watch­ing the screens (and this is dif­fer­ent to watch­ing TV, how?) All this is before you have to stom­ach pay­ing a fiver for a 38p can of Coke at the end of the night because all but one vendor is out of stock and is there­fore tak­ing the right royal piss. Just because they can.

It’s a shame as I was really con­tem­plat­ing going again this year… But, if it’s going to cost over a ton before pet­rol and food — and that’s just for one day for K and I to go, then unless David Bowie, Prince, The Cure, Placebo and Mar­ilyn Man­son turn up and Marc Bolan resur­rects him­self from his grave and reforms T-Rex just for me, its simply not worth it.

Talk­ing of Placebo, they’re return­ing in the next week or so with a new single, album and sub­sequent sold out UK tour.

In a pre­dict­able fash­ion, I have switched to Fan-Girl-mode and have been frantic­ally record­ing pro­mo­tional TV appear­ances. I am also eagerly await­ing the arrival of my gig tick­ets. Hav­ing not seen them since 5th Novem­ber 2004 at Wemb­ley Arena, their new tour is long over­due for this obsessive.

Keep an eye-out for the new album, I have every faith that its going to be amazing…

Cue shame­less plug:

Meds

EDIT: I’ve just listened to clips from the album — they f*cking rock!! Listen to them HERE.


7 Comments

  • I remem­ber going to read­ing (well its very blurry) and the prices were not that bad… thats shock­ing, but I sup­pose expec­ted in this day and time, I sup­pose that we could blame oil prices for it, but I dont know why…

    Stelly

  • Everything is money..people are just get­ting greedy. Gov­ern­ment, companies..yet do we see much bene­fit from this extra fund­ing? Nope.

    It made me swear on the news the other night, where min­is­ters were offered a choice between new Jag­uars, or an eco-friendly Honda electric/petrol hybrid car..

    We fund this remember..they should all have bicycles..it IS lon­don after all. Pub­lic trans­port and bicycles. Bog off the cars, the chauffers (sp?) etc..is it needed? No.
    Think of the mon­et­ary sav­ing. Grr.

    But no..up goes gas prices, up goes coun­cil tax, up goes everything..and do we even get a tube of KY to ease the pain of this? Nope.

    Soci­ety is los­ing the plot..

  • *nods* I’m in agree­ment, com­pletely — espe­cially the point you (Karl) made about (not) see­ing the bene­fits of extra fund­ing. The first time I went to V Fest­ival was in 2001 — I could only find one wheel­chair access­ible porta-loo…But couldn’t use it as it was “engaged” for hours…Now where’s the staff­ing to check that some poor guy in an electic wheel­chair hasn’t passed out/gotten stuck etc? What if someone was in there and had slipped etc and was left for hours without help? We tried to find a stew­ard, to no avail…

    When I went back in 2002, I did admit­tedly find about 2 more access­ible porta-loos than the year before (obvi­ously the ticket prices had gone up to com­pensate), but the design of those things are crazy, yes for a porta-loo they were big, but put a wheel­chair in those things and you can barely move! Now, I’m only tiny (53 and about 6 and a half stone) and I’m in a manual chair that’s only one size up from tech­nic­ally being a “child-size” chair — if I can barely move, what chance does a fully-grown bloke in a motor­ised chair/scooter have?!?!

    I also noticed that there was a dis­tinct increase in the amount of wheel­chair users who turned up, but the size of the view­ing plat­form wasn’t increased at all — res­ult­ing in some people being turned away… Now if I pay £60 to see someone, I want to be able to see them, turn­ing people away is digusting…But hey, atleast they could afford to erect little sta­tions all over the place where you can charge up, top up or even buy a mobile phone… :S

    No prizes for guess­ing that the event is sponsored by Vir­gin Mobile ;)

  • Ah, but you see…less able bod­ied people are off the cor­por­ate radar.. ;) Less able people shouldn’t be going to things like this. Less able people are less able to cope you see…they should be sat at home gib­ber­ing in a corner and watch­ing it on TV as befits their lot in life…

    Or thats how it feels some­times, it seems. Wheel­chair users need porta­loos? No, of course not..hang a bucket under the seat and cut a hole in the cushion..

    or not.. ;) How many less able people do YOU think sit in on their planning/advisory/committee meet­ings? How much thought and insight do you think goes towards it? Next to none in my experience..

    By the able bod­ied, for the able bod­ied. Tiddles me off no end. At least I had a hand in design­ing our IT facil­it­ies to allow our less able stu­dents to use them. We’ve had par­ents in wheel­chairs on open even­ings com­pli­ment­ing us on it..wide open­ing doors, low desks, huge move­ment aisles and all on one level, access­ible from the car park by ramps.

    Every com­pany or event should have advisors from all walks of life and abil­it­ies involved in the plan­ning and exe­cu­tion of things..but what hope? Sigh.

  • LMAO…Exactly! It’s like the concept of wheel­chair access­ible pubs and clubs, isn’t it? It com­pletely boggles the mind, doesn’t it — this concept of the local “spe­cials” being released into the com­munity ;)
    That IT depart­ment sounds like a place I’d want to move in to lol…And you’re right, it is a case of the able design­ing (or not) for the dis­abled. So many people have said to me “Before I met you, I never real­ised the trouble with X, Y and Z” or “Before it happened to me, I never thought about X, Y and Z”… Some­times you need someone with per­sonal exper­i­ence to point out the blind­ingly eff-ing obvi­ous to these people…

    All this reminds me of the “bane of my life” oth­er­wise known as the “quest for a decent pair of left-handed scis­sors”… ALL bas­tard “left-handed” scis­sors (espe­cially those in schools) are designed by RIGHT-handed people…I’m con­vinced of it!

    Phew…well, that’s my soap-box knackered for today.… ;)

  • Oh..you’re left handed? I missed that! God..can’t we tell I’ve been vir­tu­ally asleep for 4 months..:o

    I’m pleased to say I’m neither bet­ter with the left or right hand..I’m just crap with both..haha!

  • So, that makes you ambi­dex­trous in the unim­press­ive way, then…right? ;)
    Yep, I am indeed left-handed (take after my Dad on that one — only my hand­writ­ing is at least legible for the most part — unlike his LOL ;) )

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