The Bit Where I Was Random…

Oh to be a fly on the wall in my bedroom…

”…You see, it’s the dis­tor­tion in terms of size that both­ers me. You know, when things are unnat­ur­ally lar­ger than they should be, it’s dis­turb­ing… Like giant ver­sions of smal­ler anim­als, like grot­esquely fat cats or dogs… Or, that “giant” breed of rab­bit that’s like the size of a dog. It makes me feel sick”

“Mmm…I get what you mean…”

You know, I had a dream about a giant ham­ster, it was awful — so fright­en­ing and I felt sick — ”

[Inter­rupts] “Again? God, I remem­ber when you had that before!”

No, I haven’t had more — its the same one, it still both­ers me.”

[Laughter] “What? There I am hav­ing weekly night­mares about zom­bies, death, dis­ease and murder — and you’re still wor­ried about a dream you had, what? [Thinks] Three years ago? — About a bloody ham­ster!”

Take a deep breath and repeat after me…

I will stop going to a cheap hairdresser
…I will stop going to a cheap hairdresser

No mat­ter how invit­ing her price list, I never get the cut I ask for
…No mat­ter how invit­ing her price list, I never get the cut I ask for

I am worth the extra money, wear­ing a hat for weeks is NOT the way to go
…I am worth the extra money, wear­ing a hat for weeks is NOT the way to go

Phew, in other news… Because this is offi­cially pants and Jem is so amus­ing in her exas­per­a­tion of said pants, I am doing the right thing.

One last thing, I just wanted to ask: What are you more likely to visit on a blog: An integ­rated gal­lery or an album on Flickr??

Answers on a post­card please, this is urgent and I’m inde­cis­ive… You know it makes sense ;)


11 Comments

  • integ­rated gal­lery :)
    I’ve yet to find a hairdresser who does what I want them to, no mat­ter how much (or little) they charge. ho hum.

  • Ta for that Katy :)
    lol, I can sym­path­ise though luck­ily my new “do” is grow­ing on me already :)

  • That’s a rodent to haunt the veget­able patch in anyone’s dreams.

    My daughter,Jane. is hav­ing night­mares about these giant Easter bun­nies with people inside that jump out at little chil­dren in the mall at this time of year. I think the most hor­ri­fy­ing part for her was when this par­tic­u­lar bunny reached his hands up, grabbed his head, and … pulled it off, reveal­ing a no-doubt under­paid and def­in­itely surly youth under­neath. Even i thought it was kinda grue­some. The poor kid cried most of the way home. Bloody Easter bunny!

  • LOL

    Great link (and con­grats on the live link­ing suc­cess ;) ) Glad they don’t have a pic­ture… :S

  • Integ­rated gal­ler­ies are great, but people tend to let them go to rack and ruin and dead links are quick to appear. Often people also under­es­tim­ate the band­width require­ments. So, although an integ­rated gal­lery is a bit more pro­fes­sional look­ing and keeps everything under one roof, your vis­it­ors know they can trust Flickr to always be there even when/if your site ever changes sig­ni­fic­antly. Just my two cents from south­ern Essex. Toodle-oo.

  • Cheers for the “south­ern Essex” insight Lew, its and inter­est­ing argu­ment “for” Flickr and you make some very valid points (bandwidth/upkeep etc). The only prob­lem I have is my own bias — I’ll always mooch ’round an integ­rated gal­lery, but never I have a felt com­pelled to click on those Flickr-badge things — even when I like the pho­to­graphy… It just seems too much hassle/too much out of my way — even though there prob­ably isn’t any more clicks involved, it must be psy­cho­lo­gical or something.

  • I visit both, although I’m more inclined to repeat visit and com­ment on integ­rated gal­ler­ies. Eh, flickr is over­rated in my opin­ion. :)
    Oh, and Happy Easter! :)

  • Giant ham­sters, eh? Sounds pretty freaky although I’m the total oppos­ite as you. I’m afraid of small things. Tiny little ants with beady eyes that can swarm over your entire body, sting, and bite you. That’s what I’m afraid of.

    If it were me I’d be more likely to view an integ­rated gal­lery for the same reas­ons you stated above. If Im were the one cre­at­ing it, how­ever, I’d make one at flickr for two reas­ons: I’m lazy and I’m not tal­en­ted enough to make an integ­rated gallery.

  • I’m definately more inclined to visit an integ­rated album… I don’t much care for flickr.

  • I per­son­ally only tend to visit pho­tos when they’ve been blat­ently poin­ted out to me.. i.e. if someone blogs and says “look at this par­tic­u­lar pho­to­graph of strik­ing beauty”. That is, unless I’m bored at work and then I’ll look at *anything*.

    I think that the lar­ger anim­als are cute, after I’ve got over the “JESUS look at the size of that THING!” shock, and the tempta­tion to call the RSPCA. I want one of those giant rab­bits, that’s for sure.

    Oh, and I’ve never had my hair cut at a hairdress­ers. Is that odd?

    (Why did I com­ment on your entry backwards?)

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