Wheelistically @ Claire.NU

Vari­ous updates have been made to the site, includ­ing the imple­ment­a­tion of Google Ads and gen­er­ated code that you have to type in each time you comment.

This is not the first time I have tried Google Ads, but I do hope it will be a much more suc­cess­ful attempt than the last. I have tried to make them as pretty and non-intrusive as possible.

The gen­er­ated code is an attempt to pre­vent spam. I’m sick to the back teeth of hav­ing to delete com­ments that con­sist of 30+ links to dubi­ous phar­ma­ceut­ic­als, 101 ways to increase the size of my penis, end­less oppor­tun­it­ies to gamble away money in vir­tual casi­nos and site after site that tells me I can’t “please my girl” without the use of a banned sub­stance or device of somesuch.

And, my response to them is this:

1) If I want drugs, I’ll get them on pre­scrip­tion. I live in the UK and the NHS give me tried, tested and trus­ted med­ic­a­tion for noth­ing. So, why on Earth would I want to buy glor­i­fied dog-worming tab­lets or some trial spe­ci­men that will no doubt send me blind or into a coma off of some shit web­site for $150?

2) I am quite con­tent with the size of my penis, it hangs low, wobbles to and fro, I can tie it in a knot and in a bow. In fact, I hap­pen to think its my best feature…Just ask K…

3) So let me get this straight: you want me to take my real money and gamble it play­ing a vir­tual game with vir­tual opponents…and I’m sup­posed to believe that its not a fix? Right… and onto #4…

4) If I, or any­one else should ever have trouble pleas­ing their part­ner, I should ima­gine that the best port of call for how to resolve the issue would be the part­ner in ques­tion, not the man­u­fac­tur­ers of blue Smarties or tubu­lar imple­ments or in fact, shoes and handbags.

Else­where, vari­ous tweaks have been con­duc­ted in the About sec­tion, the Blog has now been pagin­ated and now only shows 3 entries per page view (10 was a bit much when you con­sist how much I go on and on) and I have finally altered and fixed the gal­lery to my liking.