I don’t normally do these sorts of things, but I got tagged by Elyse and it seemed rude not to oblige.
5 things in my refrigerator:
1. 3 pints of Semi-Skimmed milk
2. Salmon fillets for tonight’s tea
3. A packet of Mangetout and Sugarsnap peas
4. Sushi (ick)
5. A roll of Ilford HP5 Plus (ISO 400), 36 Exposure, Black and White 35mm Film
5 things in my closet wardrobe:
1. Clothes on hangers
2. Hair Straighteners
3. Some Art and Photography books
4. Drawers full of old VHS tapes
5. About two dozen Linux/Ubuntu CDs
5 things in my purse handbag: [these bloody Americanisms!]
1. Mobile Phone [crappy Nokia 6610i in cute pink]
2. A High Speed USB 2.0 8-in-1 Card Reader and USB Cable (seriously!)
3. A handwritten shopping list from last night’s trip to Tesco
4. 3121 CD by Prince
5. A “Jolly Mah” design wallet by NICI with exactly 51 pence in it.
5 things in my car:
1. A “Jolly Mah” Sheep Nodder (by NICI) that is velcro-ed to the dashboard that we’ve named “Jeanie“
2. A bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup
3. A container of table salt [items 2 and 3 were purchased when we got fish and chips once and the pikey chip shop was out of condiments]
4. 2 “Jolly Mah” Sheep cushions
5. A CD Wallet full of K’s crappy CDs (she has bad taste, with exception of her Alanis Morissette and Placebo CDs)
SIX people to get tagged spread the virus
1. Vixx
2. Sam [ProblemChildBride]
3. Lew
4. Shannon
5. Meggan
6. Nicole
But just so that this post isn’t completely pointless, I have a favour to ask you all. I am in need of testers for a WAP plugin I’ve just installed. If any of you get the chance, could you visit the WAP version of this site: http://claire.nu/wp-wap.PHP from your WAP enabled mobile phone, if you have one. It only currently works for phones with atleast WAP 2.0… My phone is cack and only has WAP 1.4.5879496784gnkyobjrfxsl or something equally ridiculously outdated, so I’m unable to do any testing.
If someone could do some testing for me and report back here, I’d be very grateful.
A full-time wheelchair user since 1998, Claire lives in an adapted bungalow in England with her Partner of 10 years and their two dogs: 
















Okay. I did it. Happy now? Pft, I never do memes!
My WAP won’t load anything. I get ‘page load error’ regardless of the page in question. Have you tried locating a WAP browser online and using it on your PC??
V xx
I can sympathise and I’m very grateful!

As for the WAP, yeah that’s what I get, does your phone definitely support WAP 2.0? Mine doesn’t, hence problem…
I have tried it using a WAP browser on a PC and it did work ok, but I just wondered if it worked ok on other people’s phones too… Ah well, thanks for trying it out for me, I will have to test it this end when I get a new phone…
I did my meme a while ago, and I was going to leave a comment to let you know that I didn’t ignore you and I am a faithful meme-do-er, but I was on an antiquated computer on crappy dial-up Internet at the time and the required code thingy wouldn’t work and I was sad and gave up. I promise I refreshed a bunch. So, ah, here I am now. Heh. My response is here, if you’re interested.
Hey Meggan…illustrious, eh? Now I’ve been called many things in my life, but I don’t think that’s every been one of them!

Accept my apologies for my shit-crap code malarky not working, I’m now using a different plugin, which is hopefully more reliable.
Also, a note to everyone really: If you register and login, you don’t have to bother with the code at all