Category Archives: Placebo

The Bit Where I Got My Tickets…

I’ve never been laid-back. Ever. I am laid-back’s ulti­mate ant­onym. I am in a con­stant state of heightened ten­sion; fid­gety, jit­tery, nervous and ter­ribly impa­tient. Now! Now? I don’t want it now, I want it yes­ter­day. I am rest­less, anxious, rant­ing, stressed out, uptight and I have a huge rod up my arse and I